California town harassed by over 100 wild turkeys

November 10, 2016

In what sounds like something you might read over at the Onion, Davis, California residents are reporting a rash of harassment from wild turkeys which prowl the streets of Davis en masse, sometimes in a group as many as 100 turkeys. Citizens have repeatedly contacted emergency officials through the 911 system to attempt to alleviate their fowl issues, but nothing so far has quelled their numbers. Local government in Davis is currently working on a “turkey management” plan, but something tells us it doesn’t include hunting them.