In what sounds like something you might read over at the Onion, Davis, California residents are reporting a rash of harassment from wild turkeys which prowl the streets of Davis en masse, sometimes in a group as many as 100 turkeys. Citizens have repeatedly contacted emergency officials through the 911 system to attempt to alleviate their fowl issues, but nothing so far has quelled their numbers. Local government in Davis is currently working on a “turkey management” plan, but something tells us it doesn’t include hunting them.

Drunk Woman Acting Fishy!
Something fishy about this? Sure sounds like it! A woman in St. Johns County FL, was arrested for allegedly biting a man’s fishing line and swimming of with his lure. A fisherman told deputies that 22-year-old Alexandria Turner appeared to be intoxicated when she swam up to his fishing line and cursed him out. Related...