The world’s WORST “holster” may actually want you to shoot yourself

Damn it Jerry. What was the thought process here? “Why use a safe and comfortable holster that allows a quick draw when you could use a piece of elastic with a coin and a metal tube?” Meet the handgun sling, it doesn’t work well as a holster, but it works very well at identifying gun owners that have no idea what they’re doing. There’s so much wrong with this product it’s hard to know where to begin.

Let’s start with the fact that the elastic loop will actually depress the grip safety, if your handgun features one. Then there’s the fact that you have to CREATE A BARREL OBSTRUCTION just to use it in the first place. It’s actually worse than just jamming your pistol into your belt. Once you’ve got it crammed in your pants you’ve got it resting comfortably against your spine without any trigger guard protection whatsoever. Now look at the draw. It’s slow as molasses and requires you to bring the muzzle across your abdomen.

Throw all logical gun safety out the window for the low low price of $15! Someone please tell me this is just a tasteless April Fools joke.

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